December 01, 2010

10 steps to building an Ark in Boone

1. Obtain wood resistant to rotting

2. Prepare a framework of the ark.

3. Get your friends to help chop wood.

4 Make one last run to Boone Bagelry and Los before they drown

5. Adapt the ark dimensions to fit your dorm room, apartment or local parking lot.

6. Finish the ark and hang up a mountaineer banner.

7. Pray for it to stop raining and start snowing

8. Coat the ark with water resistant seal

9. Go two by two into the ark & live there. 

10. Get inside the ark and wait to float. After 40 days send out a dove. Look at the rainbow.

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